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		<title>No oinkers were harmed in the making of the&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 02:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrett Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[IRONY PLATTER I&#8217;ve mentioned that I&#8217;m trying to eat less meat. We eventually found Morning Star soy sausage patties at the other local Wal-Mart(we have at least 4 Supercenters), so today I had 100% vegetarian no-pigs-harmed soy sausage patties&#8230; with real eggs. Something seems conflicting about that. What was surprising, though, is that the patties [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned that I&#8217;m trying to eat less meat.<br />
We eventually found Morning Star soy sausage patties at the other local Wal-Mart(we have at least 4 Supercenters), so today I had 100% vegetarian no-pigs-harmed soy sausage patties&#8230; with real eggs. Something seems conflicting about that. What was surprising, though, is that the patties actually contain egg whites AND dairy products. There goes the &#8220;vegan&#8221; status right there(also it makes the meal redundant). It IS still &#8220;100% vegetarian&#8221;, though, as it says on the box. (for the uninitiated: <span style="text-decoration: underline;">vegetarian</span>=&#8221;no meat&#8221;, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">vegan</span>=&#8221;no animal products whatsoever&#8221;)<span id="more-69"></span></p>
<p>So how does it taste? Tastes like re-heated sausage patties, but it feels like biting into a soft hockey puck. They could increase the outer texture some, and give it rounded corners like real sausage patties. All that said, it is still good. It&#8217;s well-seasoned(but not too much), and I feel good about eating it(except for the fact that I&#8217;m uneasy about artificial foods).<br />
My favorite sausage brand, though, is Braum&#8217;s. Their sausage is very real, not too greasy, and tastes good. Only available at Braum&#8217;s stores, though, so small-towners are out of luck.</p>
<p>This has been, my vegetarian-friendly food review.</p>
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